Klaus had an idea

He wanted to pitch a new tv series

We went for a meeting

He told them his idea

He wanted to get some jockeys

And release them into the wilds of Alaska

In Grizzly country

And it would all be filmed

I think they liked the idea

Until Klaus told them the kicker

Unbeknownst to the Jockeys

They’d be wearing pants made of meat

And their little boots would be soaked in gravy for days

Before they put them on

Klaus thought this would quicken the interaction scenes

Between little men and big bears

They didn’t like the ‘kicker’

So we left

Klaus was mad

He packed up his 1977 Pacer with film equipment, gear and meat

And headed for Alaska

He was never seen again