You know that Youtube video
The one where they get four cell phones
Put a kernel of popcorn in between all the phones
Then simultaneously phone the cell phones at once
And the kernel pops!
Well we did the experiment with Klaus
We put his head in between the phones
And then made our calls, 15 of us
And 15 phones all around Klaus’s head
Klaus was laughing and laughing
So were we
We had all had a little too much to drink
Then I noticed a little trickle of blood
Coming out of Klaus’s ear
He was still laughing
Then he pretended to be talking in tongues
I wasn’t sure he was pretending
And then his nose started to bleed
The phones kept ringing
His eyes got all bulgy
He looked worried
And then he passed out
We were all really scared
But Cindy phoned her dad
He knows some people who harvest organs from people declared brain dead
And they sell the organs to a business conglomerate in Latin America
So the whole night was less of downer than we thought it was going to be