Personals:
Hello
I’m a 38 year old single male
I’ve recently found myself alone and I’m looking for company
My mother died (not by my hands! That’s a joke. LOL)
So I’ve got the house to myself
And I think it’s time get out more and find a companion
Of course my mother and I had the cats for companionship
But now that she is gone I’ve gotten rid of them
Threw them in a sack and drowned them in a pond
(I didn’t do that! That was joke! LOL)
They all have gone to loving homes
I like the outdoors, but not all the time
I don’t like it when it’s too windy
I tend to get blown away like leaves down the street
(That’s a joke…some people find me extraordinarily thin and say that might happen to me..as if…LOL)
I like music
Especially music by Gypsies
Their music frees the soul
And makes you glad you are free
And they are behind bars where they should be
Because they like to steal things from you
And get you drunk and have there way with you
That never happened to me ….it happened to other personality, Roger
(That was a joke, I don’t have split personality, honestly, you can even ask Roger… LOL)
I like long walks along the hydro lines
And laughing over stupid things that are inappropriate
And only funny to you and the person you’re drunk with
And you’re watching someone else try and struggle free from their duct tape bonds
(That was a joke..I would never tie anyone up with duct tape…unless they asked me too…LOL)
So call me, or text me or check out my Facebook page
I can’t believe the Facebook censors let my pictures get thru
(just kidding…they aren’t that bad as long you don’t mind body hair…LOL)
My password for contacting me is
“Mr. Sexalot’
(that was a joke…that’s not my password..LOL)
It’s
‘Manta Ray 5 Golden Warrior’
I look forward to you meeting with you