There is nothing so beautiful
As watching the sexual relations of two consensual adults
But there is nothing as thrilling
As watching those adults from the closet
Right beside the bed
And slowly reaching out
And tickling one of their bottoms
With a large fireman’s glove
And watching them jump all about in a panic
As you run from the room
Laughing manically with your pig mask on
I think you were in my bedroom once you scoundrel. I felt the glove touch my dirty area. Mother said to never touch your dirty area. This is wear Jesus pushes the demons out of my body. Oh she (the one I was humping, not my mother you dirty pervert) said it was probably just some plaster falling from the ceiling, but I didn't believe her. I tried to look around to see if there was a mark but I could not see clearly, so I twisted some more, and more, and more. I got so dizzy twisting that I lost my balance. I'm glad I was wearing my batman suit with my chaps that christmas morning.
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