Sunday, March 13, 2011

Kinds of Nudity

There are two kinds of nudity
The good kind
That is when you are nude and maybe just by yourself
Or maybe you are showering
Or with another consenting adult
And there is no financial transaction
That is good nudity
The bad kind is sometimes debatable between people
Like if you are nude and in the reclined position
And there is a litter of Lab puppies
Using your body as a playground
Is that bad nudity?
I guess it is if you are found in this state
By your neighbors’ in the their basement
When you thought they were out for the day
They certainly think that it’s bad nudity
And so does the police officer and he isn’t looking to happy
And he won’t give me my pants back
So now I’m dealing with uncomfortable nudity
That’s a whole different kind of nudity!
Life is really complicated isn’t it?

2 comments:

  1. It is interesting how good nudity can quickly become bad nudity...in an instant...I get that at the park...boy oh boy is it good though...until it turns bad...then it's just cold...cold is embarrassing.

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  2. Its nice to put a name to the man in the lead story of the Police Division Newsletter ... and the man in the park. Nice to meet you both!

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