I loved this superhero
I found the comic book lying by the curb one day
He was kind of an alternative superhero
Not as popular as Batman or Superman
But he was an awesome superhero
He had one problem or weakness, all superhero’s do
He had to masturbate in order to release his superpowers
He could fly, he was super strong, he was fast as fast
The only problem was that if he had a busy day
He sometimes would call it quits because he was too tired
To bring on his super powers
And so some villains would get away
And it was embarrassing for him sometimes because
People would yell at him to help them
And he’d be a little embarrassed because of the masturbating thing
Especially if he couldn’t run behind a tree or kneel down behind a big couch
And he hated when it was a false alarm, that was always tough
But he had a good heart and he liked kids