I always wanted to be a sniper

Sneaking around

Nobody knows I’m there

I’m trained to kill

I’m a man of mystery

A girl in every city

Mr cool sniperman

That would be me

And I’d always wear no pants when I was shooting

That would be my trademark

But now that I’ve been thinking about it

No one would know that I had no pants as I’m always alone

I’ll have to get a sidekick

He (or she..that would be uncomfortable!) would spread the word around

Yeah, Mr Coolsniperman who takes his pants off before he shoots

I’ll just have to get more comfortable with outdoor nudity