I joined the debating club at school

Our first debate was about Globalization and Third World Debt

When it was my turn to debate I began pantomiming my ideas

It didn’t go over well with the chair of the debate

She told me to start talking or leave the debate

I pantomimed loading and aiming a slingshot at her

She said I was spoiling the whole debate for everybody

I pantomimed a good cry

She got really flustered

And finally she got up and left

I turned to my fellow debaters and bowed

And then I pulled myself out of the room on an invisible rope

Next morning in first class I got called down to the office

I didn’t go

They called me again during second period

I didn’t go

I knew eventually they’d come to get me

I was ready with my electric chair pantomime