I came upon the accident

Two cars, badly damaged

I stopped my car and walked back to the scene

No one was conscious

One body was splayed out on the roadside

I noticed the shoes

They were cool and way expensive

I looked around, the road was deserted

I took my shoe off and measured it to the cool shoe

It looked the same size

I pulled the shoe off and put it on my foot

It fit so comfortably

I put the other one on and then put my shoes on the feet

I ran back and forth quickly

My shoes squeaking on the pavement

I love that sound

They were perfect shoes for me

I then noticed another body sticking out the windshield

He had a nice shirt on

It looked like it might fit me

I did the switch

There was a little blood on the sleeve but nothing really noticeable

I looked in the back of the car that was upside down

One guy had the coolest pants, I liked them

It was tough to do the switch because he was wedged between the seats

But I did it

I stood and walked around; I think I was looking pretty good

I heard sirens; the police arrived, lights flashing

‘Hey’ I said, ‘ I just came upon the scene, it doesn’t look good’

The cops started looking around

One came up to me, a female cop

‘It’s bad, no survivors…nice shirt and I like those shoes’ she said

She looked me up and down ‘I like the look’…

‘Thanks officer, I like your outfit too’

She smiled, crooked tiny teeth

I gave the cop my personal details, she gave me hers

And I walked back to my car and drove off

I felt good

I’d just have to find another accident before our date

So I’m not wearing the same clothes as tonight