Cheerleading, that’s where it’s at
I joined hoping to meet some new friends and some girls
It was time for me to expand my horizons
At tryouts I gave it my best
I yelled so much I lost my voice
I jumped and danced so much that I think I broke some ribs
I thought that a more heavy metal gothic theme would be a nice change
When I chain sawed a mannequin into pieces and stomped on it
I realized I was way off the mark
And when I pierced my nipples with hoop earrings
And sang ‘death to those who stand before us’
I knew I’d never get on the squad
And when I threw the live chicken into the fan blades
I knew I had crossed that line between sanity and insanity
But at that point I was just having a good time