When our family vacationed to the Caribbean recently
I developed an interesting game
I realized that I could submerge myself and stand motionless for hours
Only my nose, eyes and forehead above the water
I would wait patiently until an Albatross flew over me
And then I would jump up and bring it down
Shake it a few times and then walk out of the water
and throw the lifeless body on a deck chair
Later I could do the same with porpoises as they swam by
Needless to say my family doesn’t vacation much in the Caribbean anymore
I’m pretty much blacklisted at most resorts
We’re going to Africa this summer
I’m excited about the possibilities