It was the coldest day of the year

The cemetery was empty except for the 15 clowns dressed in full costume

They were gathered around an open grave

Jud Dickson aka Zippo had passed away

His flaming body surprising the 20 five year olds at the party

Zippo had always loved his fire tricks but this time he screwed up

Being a clown isn’t always funny

The clowns around the grave all knew that

That’s why they all stared down at the casket in silence

Finally Charlie Doon aka Bouncy raised his giant banana yellow hand and said

‘I’m outa here boys, it’s too damn cold’

He clumsily turned; his giant sea blue shoes had frozen to the ground

Dave Judkins aka Mr Binkles spoke

‘There’s nothing to be done here boys, let’s ride’

Several crazy shaped balloon animals were thrown on the casket

Along with some colored confetti ,a few red noses and a slinky

The 15 clowns walked back to the 15 brightly painted Volkswagen Beatles

Jason Tooks aka Mr. Tappy threw his cigarette out the window of his car

and it began

They all started driving madly around the cemetery, knocking down gravestones and ripping up flower beds and shrubbery, horns blaring, music blasting

When a Clown goes down it’s hard

When it was over the 15 Beatles pulled out onto the road and drove off

into the cold night

Over the next few days several people were assaulted and abused and claimed

That it had been clowns who battered them

Several obscene balloon animals with large sexual organs were found scattered around children play grounds and seniors homes

Several fires were lit and clowns were spotted leaving the scene

Then it was quiet….the clowns were done….