At school today the teacher asked the class if we had anything to ask before he handed out the tests
I put up my hand
‘Yes’ Cleff
‘Now’ I shouted

And all the students in the class rushed Mr. Hefflins and we tied him up and chloroformed him.

We had just learned about revolution in our grade 7-history glass
Now we are all sitting in class wondering what to do
Some kids want to take over the cafe and eat French fries all day
Others want to start a new world order
I just wanted to skip the test and go throw rocks into the lake
Mr Hefflins is starting to wake up
Wait until he finds out we took his pants off

It wasn’t my idea
But someone said it helps keep hostages more docile
I think Tony Porchino said that
He would, he has a mustache and some hair on his chest
Mr. Hefflins had on old dirty underwear
Yuck
I put the wet cloth over his face again
Now one kid is writing the word anarchy on the chalk board
He is spelling it with an ‘ie’ at the end
Another is writing the word poo
I think maybe revolutions are difficult

So then Tony put on Mr. Hefflins pants and walked out into the hall

Into a hail of gunfire