I’m on the school chess team
I was in competition and every time I took one of my opponent’s pieces
I put it in one of the little coffins I’ve built out of black Popsicle sticks

I then take the pieces and bury them after the match

Coach saw me burying them and he says I take the game too seriously

I told him maybe I did but then he didn’t know I was sleeping with his wife
So he still thinks that life is pretty good doesn’t he?