I rent a room in house with 6 other people
I like to get up early and stand in the shower until
all the hot water is used up

Then I go back to bed

I like to hear the others talking at dinner about
their dislike about having cold showers in
the morning

I always say ‘an early bird always gets the worm’ and then I yodel
And they always just look at me but never speak

I don’t know whether it’s because they’re shy or because I’m dressed like a cowboy