I have this plan

I get a bunch of beautiful women and we are sitting around in a big room

Everyone is chit chatting and having fun

I jump up and yell ‘I bet I get all my clothes off first!’

And all the women start frantically undressing

I purposely make it look like I’m trying to undress but really I’m not

There is a lot of giggling..

Finally when they are all mostly naked I say

‘Oh everybody I’ve some nice cheese trays here and drinks’

They all come over and start eating cheese and drinking

There is a lot giggling and they are all still naked

We sit around for while and talk and I get some phone numbers

It’s a good plan…it’s just unlikely I’d be alone with any women at all

Unless it’s a hostage situation