It was Christmas Eve
I was a little drunk and we had all the children sitting around
the big old fireplace
There must have been 15 of them

I was telling them that there was no Santa
They weren’t in agreement with me
I get pretty stubborn when I’ve been drinking
And I have a quick temper

I took out my pistol and fired 5 shots up the old chimney
It was in an effort to prove that no one could come down a chimney.

As I holtstered my gun a few of the children started to scream

I turned and saw blood dripping down the back wall of the fireplace
Then a large man in a red and black suit came tumbling down

It was Uncle Louie

He was going to surprise the children…
And surprise them he did

I left unnoticed via the back patio