I’m on the school basketball team
I’m a bench warmer
Yesterday our team was up 100 to 20

So I thought I’d go over and sit on the other teams bench
Maybe cheer them up

I sat down and one of their players looked at me with surprise and said
‘what the f**&K do you want?’

I knew it then that he needed a hug…

So I hugged him

I think that’s when the riot started