I guess things started going downhill when my father was caught having sex with the mall Santa

You can live with fact the he got caught

But it’s hard to live with the fact

that I have one of those little Santa pictures that everyone has

Only mine has my father on Santa’s knee and he’s naked

And Santa looks very drunk and evil

The whole thing use to really scare us

Then we found out that Dad had syphilis

Now it’s just a big family joke

And we laugh every Christmas when we get the picture out