They say a parent

Can’t help but sneak in at night watch their children sleep

I agree

But the other night when I was standing over my son’s bed

Watching him sleep

His wife woke up and started screaming

Then he woke up and started yelling at me too

Then they asked how I got in

And I said that they should lock the second floor bathroom window

And they were lucky it was me who climbed in

And not Charles Manson

I then drove the 3 hours to get home

I haven’t heard from my son in a couple of weeks

It’s okay, I’m off to my daughters place tonight

I just hope she hasn’t changed the locks on third floor fire escape door

Or bought that German Shepard guard dog

That she said she would if I ever come over without calling first